SIGNIFICANCE

In Hollywood it's very important to be important.
Very important to have money.
Very important to be good looking with great teeth.
Very important to have a nice car.
Very important to work out.
Very important to know other important people.
Very important to be busy.
Very important to do lunch.
Very important to know WHERE to do lunch.
Very important to have portable phones, pagers and fax machines and be far too busy to speak to anyone or return their calls.
Very important to have a nice house with nice things in it.
Very important to have an equally attractive partner who's 'really going places!'
Very important to have good friends you can always count on but be far too busy to ever get to see them.

In essence, it is no wonder at all to me why Hollywood is populated with desperately lonely, mentally unstable, painfully neurotic, ruthlessly ambitious churchgoers.
(Important though they are...)