time to time I have to get in my car and drive to unfamiliar places for
any number of reasons. Isn't it always a nightmare when you ask someone
for directions and they insist on their "Honestly it's by far the
quickest way" tried and tested method?
I'm looking at this person; nodding my head saying repeatedly to myself
"I just won't get there". I've even given up after I hear "Second
on left, three traffic lights, past two stop signs". I'm holding
my breath eager to hear the words "Then you just can't miss it".
Sadly this is just the beginning. The start of what will manifest into
a long, long drive ahead. I prepare myself...
the message here is not the speed it takes to get from point A to point
B but how cleverly one can achieve it. For some strange reason the male
species insist on sharing such inconvenient trivia. Women on the other
hand seem to have no interest in such matters. It's definitely a guy thing,
Nay, a penile thing. Thank god for street maps!