Disclaimer

This book is in no way intended to harm or offend. The observations and sometimes questionable opinions of the author are his and his alone and should not be construed as the answers to the meaning of life itself, or anything quite frankly! So please, should you find some things offensive or outrageous in any way, well that's just the way Chris' brain works and you will have to deal with it!

Other than that, we hope you enjoy this truly frivolous piece of work and feel free to forward it to all your friends...

Yours truly,
The author (conveniently writing in the third person, possibly to appear more important)