DESTINY

I drove through a really seedy neighborhood recently; you know, oil on the roads, land of the 1979 Honda Accord, that sort of thing. As I was in traffic I noticed a house with a big sign outside that read 'Palm Reader, your future told'. The first thing that came to mind was, should I have pulled over and parked the car to go in, 'Madame Lazaar' gazing into her crystal ball saying; "I see a white car, no, I no longer see a white car, yes your car has now been stolen!"
I don't think I would really want to hear that kind of fortune told.