I've always believed that the sausage was one of the great food groups
of the world, one of the few items that should never be left on a plate.
No matter how full I am after a large dose of cholesterol it is impossible
for me to leave a sausage in front of me uneaten. Perish the thought!
That sausage holds far too much importance to be left alone. I am uncomfortable
when I see sporadic sausages on other people's plates. "How can you
just leave that sitting there?" I think to myself. "Do you realize
that's a SAUSAGE left on your plate?" I am equally frustrated when
I attend certain social gatherings and the cold buffet includes a large
plate of sausages with sticks in them. I know I can't finish all of them
by myself, other people have to help, but instinctively I know others
are simply not as concerned as I. Let's not forget this sacred food item.
I applaud the substantial sausage!