CRIME

I used to wonder whether I might ever go to prison. I can't imagine why, but the thought of actually being there has often crossed my mind and what it might be like. I think the one thing I would hate most is to be around all the other prisoners. Call me misanthropic if you will, but the idea of being locked up with sweaty men just does not appeal. With this in mind, solitary confinement would sound quite appealing to me. But I've never understood why this is considered a worse punishment. I really can't think of anything more peaceful. They bring your food to the door don't they? Well that's room service right there. A tip surely would not be expected. That's cost effective. I wonder what the movie channels are....