I find people who use too many words to get their point
across completely infuriating.
Here's an example:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we at Jet Airways would like to be the first
to welcome you aboard flight 456 to John F. Kennedy airport. Should you
have any questions pertaining to your comfort on board this aircraft or
need us for any reason at all, please don't hesitate to ask. And we do
ask that, while you remain seated during the course of the flight, you
make sure that your safety belt is securely fastened about you. Thank
you for your attention.
OK, how about:
"Hi, We're going to New York, ring the buzzer if you need us and
Now that's the kind of communication I like to receive!