I heard something very amusing on the radio recently that, to me, typified the California mindset. A licensed psychotherapist was taking calls on her daily show when a young man phones in and says, "I'm having trouble with my girlfriend right now. We are both exactly the same age but she seems much older to me. I think she finds me a little immature".
The therapist replies, "Perhaps she's just more developed than you are".
"Oh no" he said, "I'm very developed, I met her in the gym!"