ABSCENCE

So I pull up at the gas station, get out of the car, go up to the cashier, "$15.00 on pump number 7 please and can I get a receipt?"
"Sure".
I pick up an L.A. weekly as I walk out the door thinking to myself, "Perhaps I'll wear jeans tonight or maybe a suit with a light T-shirt, yeah that'll be hip",
I walk over to my car, open the door, get in thinking, "Maybe not the jacket though". I start up the car and drive away. Once again I have forgotten to put the damn gas in the car!! Am I the only person living on planet Tharg that actually does this?